On Club House Road, the tired, the hungry, the bored and the huddled masses yearning to breathe free head for Rajendran’s tea kada.

A few years ago, after we became regulars, we decided that the place needed a more handy handle; everybody was getting tired of…“coming to Rajendran’s tea kada?”, “he’s at Rajendran’s tea kada” and “why do you spend so much time at Rajendran’s tea kada?”.  BN suggested RT, Brahmaji modified it to GRT, yours truly provided the expansion, ‘G Rajendran’s Tea kada’ and the rest is…all over the papers.

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Bonus track. Brahmaji had this habit of punctuating his speech with mane (ma-ney), the bong equivalent of, you know, like. Once when Brahmaji, Sajeev, Balaji and I were in Bangalore, Brahmaji noticed that the word ‘halli’ appeared very frequently on signboards – Devanahalli, Jalahalli, Uttarahalli…He asked Balaji the meaning of the word ‘halli’ and the long-suffering Balaji deadpanned, “It is the Kannada for mane”.

Now check out Halli Mane, a rural restaurant in Malleswaram…Brahmaji’s revenge?

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Ammankovil Road. My room was a 7 feet x 5 feet cell, with just enough space for a cot, table, chair and a book-shelf. It was in this room that i discovered s*x, drugs and rock ‘n’ roll. Below is a SketchUp reconstruction.

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Lennon, Boss, Knofler, CSNY
Cowboy, Spiderman, Godfather, Abstract Art – Amerika phase

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Bobby, Rojo, Top (top) and Mookkan

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Late ’80s, Early ’90s. So many women, so little time…Anupama Varma, Mallika Sarabhai, Michelle Pfeiffer, Amala, Neelam Kothari, Brooke Shields, Anuradha Kapoor, Meenakshi Sheshadri, Mehr Jesia, Debra Winger, Poonam Gidwani…

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Check out the survivors here

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I’m sick and tired of hearing things
From uptight, short-sighted, narrow-minded hypocrites
All I want is the truth
Just gimme some truth

I’ve had enough of reading things
By neurotic, psychotic, pig-headed politicians
All I want is the truth
Just gimme some truth

I’m sick to death of seeing things
From tight-lipped, condescending, mama’s little chauvinists
All I want is the truth
Just gimme some truth now

I’ve had enough of watching scenes
Of schizophrenic, ego-centric, paranoiac, prima-donnas
All I want is the truth now
Just gimme some truth

1989. After engineering and re-engineering, I decided to chase the great yem bee yae dream. Drew a blank in first half of the interview season, then suddenly three calls – IMT, BIM, and Anna U.

 

Osa and I flunked IMT, but the train journey was fun – highlight being the pavadakkari who fell heavily for Osa. BIM was a disaster. I told the panel that I wanted to do MBA because engineering sucks. All the panel members were, of course, engineers…

 

Anna interview. Stayed at Casa’s room in Sakthi Mansion, woke up to P. Orr & Sons jingle, brushed my teeth in pure salt water, took 23C to Anna…and became a Madrasi.

 

That day on Mount Road I saw Revathi. I figured stars on the sidewalk was an everyday thing in Madras…it would be 10 years before I saw another star in Madras, that was in Spencer’s, Revathi again.

 

Soon after I joined Anna U, Osa moved into Madras and Sakthi Mansion. It was just like old times, but after jamming and stuff, I had to trudge back to the hostel…I don’t remember why, perhaps Osa’s roomie hated me. Anyway, after a few months the roomie was out and Samy was in. The room had two cots, but of different heights. So whenever I slept over I ended up on the fault line between Osa and Samy. I spent so much time in the mansion that the owner threatened to send me a bill.

 

Around this time my senior Chacko invited his MIT-pal Puthu and his YMCA roomie Calicut Biju to join him at Anand Apartments…which would soon become the most hip joint in town…but then, that is another story.

 

By the end of the year, Osa was in Kolkata, Samy was in Cochin, and I started that kadavil njan maathramayi business…

 

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Samy and Osa with Abby Paul, Dufai, 2007

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Inspired by Manoj’s comment on the release of Padikkathavan…”What next, Kulikkathavan?”

Incidently, Sorry Bhai was Chitrangada Singh’s comeback vehicle.

A long time ago, one lonely evening, I made a list of my fav songs, the original soundtrack of my not-so-original life. Started writing a short story linking the songs – reliving the moments, revisiting the emotions, remembering old loves – but then, you know, I needed a break, switched on the radio… Sundari Kannal oru Sethi…oh man, I cried all night.

 

Later I found out that Nick Hornby had done something similar – not the crying – a book, called Songbook – and I dropped the project.

 

Slumdog Millionaire concept is pretty close – instead of songs in our life, bongs in our life…Siddhartha Basu and Anita Kaul Basu.

 

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Now, I have two questions…question number 1: Why Taj Mahal?

 

Should all western movies shot in India show the Taj, even if the story is set in the slums of Mumbai, 1200 km from Agra…reminds me of an old school joke…guy had mugged up on The Coconut Tree…but in the exam, he was asked to write about The Cow…

 

പശു ഒരു നാല്‍ക്കാലിയാണു്‌. പശുവിനെ തെങ്ങില്‍ കെട്ടാം. തെങില്‍ നിന്നു്‌ നമക്കു്‌ തേങ്ങാ ലഭിക്കുന്നു. തെങില്‍ നിന്നു്‌ നമക്കു്‌ ഓലയും മടലും ലഭിക്കുന്നു. തെങില്‍ നിന്നു്‌ നമക്കു്‌ കള്ളു്‌ ലഭിക്കുന്നു. തെങ്ങ്…

 

Question number…um…number 2: Why Toilets?

 

Danny has a thing for toilets. The ‘autograph’ scene in SDM is as mild as Cheran’s Autograph when compared to the toilet scene from ‘Trainspotting’. Check it out.

 

Which kinda makes me wonder – perhaps, in the end credits, he was giving Rahman the ultimate compliment…sabhlatha king!

 

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A classmate of ours is a big corporate honcho in Mumbai. Last week when I heard that another friend was planning a trip to the city, I gave him the tycoon’s number.

 

കൂട്ടുകാരന്‍: നല്ല കാര്യം. അവന്‍ ഫോണ്‍ വിളിച്ചാല്‍ എടുക്കാതെ ഇരിക്കാമല്ലോ.

  

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Not airborne

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Airborne

Andrew Wyeth, Painter, Dies at 91
NYT Obit          Christina’s World          Online Gallery

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300% more Oxygen. H2O4??

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I already have an a/c with zero balance, want an a/c with some balance.

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Monthakku thuppalle, vadakka!

All this talk about shrinking markets, diminishing returns and shrivelling marketcap seem to have got to the Vimal guy.

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Waiting for stimulus, this Christmas season in Kochi. While on the subject, on Pongal day – it is all about timing – I got a mailer from Middle East Artificial Lift Forum (MEALF) 2009.

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And a forward about Kodaikanal Villa Retreat’s honey-moon package.

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Nice concept, but found on the site something that can perhaps be construed as a disclaimer.

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Went for a movie. Horton Hears a Who! I thought the image of the engorged trunk on the poster appeared a little too phallic, and started researching subliminal marketing in the Hollywood. First scoop: the main characters in Toy Story are named Woody and Buzz…woody, buzz, toy…you mean nobody noticed this?

 

Happy Pongal!

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